"Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 2000 the question is whether we're going forward to tomorrow or whether we're going to go past to the -- to the back!"

He's honest. He's reliable.
He's got a nice round head.

And he's ready to wear that little white hat for you.

March 12, 1999

Mars Surveyor locates "Quayle Face" Crater
Experts agree Quayle "destined to be integral part of God's plan"

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