function randomSlogan()
{
	var sloganArray = 	[
						"Putting the \"ick\" back in comics.",
						"Putting the \"ick\" back in comics.",
						"Putting the \"ick\" back in comics.",
						"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Strippy Tickle?",
						"I can't believe I ate the whole Strippy Tickle.",
						"Grab your clogs and sedate the baby; it's Strippy Tickle time.",
						"Open wide but don't say \"ahh.\"",
						"Slopey Trickle? Tricky Stripple? Tripey Sticklet? Sticky Triplets?",
						"Over-medicated chinchillas couldn't harsh this thrill.",
						"Let your Strippy Tickle do the walking.",
						"Live in your Strippy Tickle, play in ours.",
						"I wish they all could be Strippy Tickle girls.",
						"Don't say Brown, say \"Strippy Tickle\"",
						"Mum's gone to Strippy Tickle.",
						"Life's pretty straight without Strippy Tickle.",
						"Get the Strippy Tickle habit.",
						"I wish I were a Strippy Tickle Weiner.",
						"Have you forgotten how good Strippy Tickle tastes?",
						"If you want to get ahead, get a Strippy Tickle.",
						"In Soviet Russia, the strip tickles you!",
						"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a Strippy Tickle.",
						"Loose lips tickle strips.",
						"You could tickle your own strip, but why?",
						"Just like a prayer, we're gonna take you there.",
						"We make you feel like a natural woman.",
						"The Strippy Tickle needs you like jelly needs a blender.",
						"Welcome to the Hotel Strippy Tickle.",
						"Now with Olestra!",
						"Fast, cheap, and out of control!",
						"Like kicking dead whales up the beach.",
						"THEY WERE NIPPLES!",
						"It's kind of SICK.",

						];
						

	var sloganIndex = Math.floor(sloganArray.length * Math.random());
		
	document.write(sloganArray[sloganIndex]);
}